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I recently went on a recommended website to watch some porn in the name of, uh, research. I've never really watched it before and was intrigued after watching Don Jon , a film comparing the male fantasy of porn versus the female fantasy of chick flicks. After my research session, it is now extremely clear to me why a larger female demographic does not watch porn -- and it doesn't have anything to do with sex drive or any of those sexist assumptions. It is purely because porn, in the current state, is terrible! These were the thoughts and concerns I had while watching one episode in a massage salon. The clip starts off with a worker what kind of work? No one knows. No tool belt, no paint buckets. Oh, honey, you poor girl. At the very least, negotiate in a warranty where maybe you can trade a blow job for any follow up work needed!
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Problem is for me I still watch porn here and there. You said some of the realest shit that most wouldn't even dare to say.
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Hey everyone I'm having a tough time with this lately, and I would appreciate any constructive input you may have. I've been with my man for four years now and we recently got engaged a few months ago. Our first year together our sex life was great and frequent, but beyond that it has pretty much fallen off the map. I've brought it up to him a few times, keeping my cool but still showing my concern. He claims his libido is low, and that often he's tired, his body can't get to that point of intimacy, etc. Needless to say I'm very frustrated. I'm 24 and he is I don't want to seem like I'm being pushy with the whole situation, but it seems that nothing ever happens. I know sex isn't the end-all, be-all of a relationship, but it shouldn't disappear and should be a part of a healthy loving relationship. So I've been hopefully understandably concerned for a while now.
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How did you learn to have sex? Maybe you worked it out bit by bit with a partner. Maybe you talked about it with friends and got tips and tricks from them. Or maybe you watched porn. If you're under 35, it's almost certain you've watched porn at least once, with surveys such as triple j's annual check-in with young people finding 93 per cent of men and 58 per cent of women do. What should I do? How does this work? The conversations around porn usage usually focus on men. But according to Dr Ashton, the founder and director of Sexual Health and Intimacy Psychological Services, young women are increasingly watching porn , either searching for it themselves online or being shown it by friends and boyfriends. And a lot of young women are watching porn to find out information about sex that they can't get any other way because talking about it is so taboo.
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I recently went on a recommended website to watch some porn in the name of, uh, research. I've never really watched it before and was intrigued after watching Don Jon , a film comparing the male fantasy of porn versus the female fantasy of chick flicks. After my research session, it is now extremely clear to me why a larger female demographic does not watch porn -- and it doesn't have anything to do with sex drive or any of those sexist assumptions.

It is purely because porn, in the current state, is terrible! These were the thoughts and concerns I had while watching one episode in a massage salon. The clip starts off with a worker what kind of work? No one knows. No tool belt, no paint buckets. Oh, honey, you poor girl. At the very least, negotiate in a warranty where maybe you can trade a blow job for any follow up work needed!

And what kind of business is he running where the paper work just disappears and his boss doesn't ask for the payment? I think that's called tax evasion! But okay, he accepts. They seductively walk to the back room where there is a shower and a bathtub. I haven't been to that many spas or massages in my life, but I have never been to one with a shower on one side and then a bathtub in the middle of the room. What is this?! They undress and get into the shower. What's most impressive in this scene is that between the shower and the tub and giving this guy a blow job, her hair and face do not get wet.

Not even once. Her make-up stays in tack! I have tried many times to be lazy and not wash my hair in the shower and instead, just tie it and wear it up, but somehow, without fail, it always gets wet.

This girl has some serious skills. And no, she doesn't accidentally snort water up her nose while going down on him either. Wow, I am impressed. My other question is, shower first, then bathtub? Wouldn't you want to get soapy in the bathtub and then rinse off in the shower?

But, I digress. So, they finally get to the "massage" portion and here comes the most ridiculous part. They get down on I'm sorry, but whaaat? Come on. And back to the plot, what massage parlor, no matter how low class, uses an air mattress? And I know you're thinking, "It's porn -- it's not realistic. How is anybody supposed to get into sexy mode with that noise going on? After a while, it's like the guy sitting next to you in Starbucks tapping his pen on the table. All you can do is focus on that noise and it takes all of your self-control to not lunge at him and break his pencil in half or in this case, I wanted to jump into the scene and pop that air mattress!

Back to the plot, the girl is giving a full-body massage, as in she is using her full body to massage a rather minimal portion of his body. That doesn't seem very efficient. And while she is running her whole body along his back, she makes a confused face and says, "Well, that wasn't supposed to happen. I wish for education's sake and for setting slightly more realistic expectations for both men and women and just for everybody's general safety that they would use condoms in porn. I mean, does she know this "worker?

How is it that neither of them is worried about STDs? How does this story end? I'm honestly not sure because I got so bored that I kept trying to fast forward and then was not patient enough to wait for the second buffering time, but considering it's porn, I can pretty much tell you that it ended up with them coming at the same time and again, leading men to believe that women can come on their schedule vaginally because, sure, that's realistic and her moaning in satisfaction in a very fake high pitched voice.

So, dear porn industry, I can tell you now that that turns on no woman although it gave me many giggles and considering how saturated the current industry is now, there is a HUGE opportunity to capture the other half of the population, aka women.

This is what the ideal porn would be like for me and I assume a large proportion of the female audience. The scene can start in any scenario, but not something cheesy like a massage parlor; it has to be slightly realistic.

Let's just say they meet at a friend of a friend's party. The very tall, dark, and handsome man walks in wearing a perfectly tailored suit and crisp white shirt with a stiff collar.

He works some white collar job -- maybe an investment banker, possibly a lawyer, but not a sleazy "he's going to Hell" type that just steals money from people, but maybe an environmental lawyer or human rights lawyer who is doing good in the world. He relays all this information to the woman while he smoothly gets hers another drink, but without being a show-off. Some chit chat happens and they end up at his apartment, which has an amazing view of the city skyline, of course.

He puts on some music and they dance a little bit and he loses his perfectly wrinkle-free suit jacket and rolls up his white shirt sleeves to subtly show off his biceps. Okay, at this point you're rolling your eyes saying that girls want romance, not sex.

But here's the thing, WE DO. Or at least in the porn and sex version, foreplay. We need to be warmed up and not just do the, in a very crass way of putting it, "hump and dump. The majority of the clips I found online were just that, clips that lasted anywhere from 5 to 25 minutes, with only a few going over the half hour mark.

How am I supposed to get in the mood and be comfortable with foreign specimen entering me in under ten minutes? What I really want is a guy to tell me that he wants to hold me for a little bit because he understands that I'm bloated from that lovely dinner he just treated me to and knows that I am conscious of my food baby stomach after eating a three-course meal because of course I polished off my whole plate of chocolate cake, and if he was a gentleman, a bite, or half, of his dessert as well.

And so he understands that I just want to cuddle for now and even when we have sex later, I don't want his hands running over my self-conscious tummy and would prefer positions where he can't even see it because that's what I need to feel sexy and for my pleasure. I'll be the first to admit, no one will ever produce porn like this, but as I watched the Fifty Shades of Grey trailer this week, I had to wonder, "Why can't we produce porn that's more in line with this?

I clicked on a clip for fetishes with stockings and the girl was in a poofy costume looking longingly out the window while leaning on a piano with cheesy music playing in the background. At one point, I was distracted when the girl was touching herself because of her fake acrylic nails. Who still even gets acrylic French manicures? It's called shellac gel, honey. Get on that - your nails looks as cheap as you are.

Considering I ended up getting a great ab workout laughing from my little "research session," I'll just have to hope for a Magic Mike and Fifty Shades of Grey crossover coming sometime in the near future. Until then, I don't think I can ever get a massage again for fear of getting a fit of giggles in the middle. On a different note, I forgot to go on an incognito window to access this website and now I keep getting penis enlargement spam emails. Are these two incidents related? Oops, rookie mistake. News U. HuffPost Personal Video Horoscopes.

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