The Sex Scene: Andy Steve Carell recalls the times he's tried to overcome his inhibitions and have sex. The worst time? When at college, a girl tried to suck his big toe… Most Awkward Moment: …Andy ends up accidentally kicking her in the face, which results in a very bloody nose. Cindy's come unprepared, though, meaning Bobby discovers a bush so wild he has to trim it with industrial tools… Most Awkward Moment: Bobby's been waiting so long that his climax results in a torrent so explosive that it plasters Cindy to the ceiling. The Sex Scene: Lesbian Ricki Jennifer Lopez inexplicably goes straight happens all the time for mobster Larry Ben Affleck in one of the most disturbing sex scenes ever put onto film. Most Awkward Moment: "It's turkey time," says Ricki. The Sex Scene: Zombies getting it on… In Peter Jackson's splatter classic, a zombie nurse and a zombie priest give in to their carnal carnage? Most Awkward Moment: Their unholy union results in a zombie baby. Because nothing good can EVER come from a zombie nurse and priest having sex. You'll want to have several showers after watching this one.
Watch now. Cindy must investigate mysterious crop circles and video tapes, and help the President in preventing an alien invasion. Four teens are tricked by Professor Oldman Tim Curry into visiting a haunted house for a school project. A couple begin to experience some unusual activity after bringing their lost nieces and nephew home. With the help of home-surveillance cameras, they learn they're being stalked by a nefarious demon. A year after disposing of the body of a man they accidentally killed, a group of dumb teenagers are stalked by a bumbling serial killer. Orphaned high school student Rick Riker is bitten by a radioactive dragonfly, develops super powers except for the ability to fly , and becomes a hero. Malcolm and Kisha move into their dream home, but soon learn a demon also resides there. When Kisha becomes possessed, Malcolm - determined to keep his sex life on track - turns to a priest, a psychic, and a team of ghost-busters for help. Having exorcised the demons of his ex, Malcolm is starting fresh with his new girlfriend and her two children.
The film spoofs multiple genres including the horror, slasher, and mystery film genres. Drew is chased outside by somebody dressed as Ghostface , who stabs her in the breast, removing one of her silicone implants. A vehicle driven by her father—who is distracted by getting a blowjob from his wife—hits her and she is murdered by Ghostface. Various news teams, including hack reporter Gail Hailstorm Cheri Oteri , converge on the school in the wake of Drew's murder. Gail hooks up with Buffy's intellectually disabled brother Special Officer Doofy Dave Sheridan , hoping to milk the facts out of him. While Cindy is in class, she receives an ominous note and realizes Drew was murdered exactly one year after she and her friends accidentally killed a man. At a beauty pageant that evening, Greg is killed by the killer in plain view while the audience mistakes Buffy's pleas for help as being part of her act of dramatic reading but Buffy wins the pageant, forgetting about Greg. After Cindy goes home alone, the killer attacks her but retreats when Cindy contacts the police. Bobby arrives and is arrested after a knife and cellphone fall out of his pocket. As Cindy spends the night at Buffy and Doofy's place, she receives a mocking call from the killer.
The Sex Scene: Andy Steve Carell recalls the times he's tried to overcome his inhibitions and have sex. The worst time? When at college, a girl tried to suck his big toe… Most Awkward Moment: …Andy ends up accidentally kicking her in the face, which results in a very bloody nose. Cindy's come unprepared, though, meaning Bobby discovers a bush so wild he has to trim it with industrial tools… Most Awkward Moment: Bobby's been waiting so long that his climax results in a torrent so explosive that it plasters Cindy to the ceiling. The Sex Scene: Lesbian Ricki Jennifer Lopez inexplicably goes straight happens all the time for mobster Larry Ben Affleck in one of the most disturbing sex scenes ever put onto film.
Most Awkward Moment: "It's turkey time," says Ricki. The Sex Scene: Zombies getting it on… In Peter Jackson's splatter classic, a zombie nurse and a zombie priest give in to their carnal carnage? Most Awkward Moment: Their unholy union results in a zombie baby. Because nothing good can EVER come from a zombie nurse and priest having sex. You'll want to have several showers after watching this one.
Most Awkward Moment: Public sex isn't exactly dignified at the best of times, is it? Most Awkward Moment: The pair agree that they should practise "safe sex", which requires them to wear full-body condoms. The Sex Scene: "Why not start with a nice kiss? It's so bad and so ridiculous that it's forevermore been labelled the 'dolphin sex scene', because that's basically what this pair look like when they get going. Most Awkward Moment: The thrashing just - doesn't - end. The Sex Scene: Gary and Lisa tear aside their clothes for one of the funniest and most graphic sex scenes ever committed to celluloid.
And by the way, they're also puppets with no genitalia to speak of apart from nipple-free boobies … Most Awkward Moment: The theatrical cut is pretty outrageous, but the uncut version includes a golden shower and a hilarious bit involving something brown…. Most Awkward Moment: Howard's feathers get, um, 'excited'. Current page: Page 4. Gigli The Sex Scene: Lesbian Ricki Jennifer Lopez inexplicably goes straight happens all the time for mobster Larry Ben Affleck in one of the most disturbing sex scenes ever put onto film.
Braindead The Sex Scene: Zombies getting it on… In Peter Jackson's splatter classic, a zombie nurse and a zombie priest give in to their carnal carnage? Team America: World Police The Sex Scene: Gary and Lisa tear aside their clothes for one of the funniest and most graphic sex scenes ever committed to celluloid. And by the way, they're also puppets with no genitalia to speak of apart from nipple-free boobies … Most Awkward Moment: The theatrical cut is pretty outrageous, but the uncut version includes a golden shower and a hilarious bit involving something brown… Howard The Duck The Sex Scene: Duck-like alien Howard Chip Zien goes to bed with his human, Earth girlfriend Beverly Lea Thompson.
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