Peter Bretter : Sarah? Rachel Jansen : No, Rachel Jansen from the front desk whats going on up there, we're getting calls about a woman crying hysterically. Peter Bretter : Yeah, y'know,I hear it too, it sounds like she's having a tough time, I think its coming from the floor above me.
Rachel Jansen : You're on the top floor. Peter Bretter : I'll try to keep it down. Aldous Snow : Awful bloody film. I say, it's just a ridiculous premise. What would happen if your mobile phone killed you?
Why would a mobile phone kill anyone? Doesn't make sense. How can a mobile phone have an agenda and kill people Peter Bretter : I told her that when she read the script. Aldous Snow : Yeah, you were the voice of reason, mate. Peter Bretter : I tried to be, but she didn't listen. Aldous Snow : Going around killing people. A mobile phone, like doing murders. Peter Bretter : Why couldn't you just take the battery out of the phone?
Aldous Snow : Right. That's it. The battle's over. Peter Bretter : Yeah, we've won. Aldous Snow : I hated it. Sarah Marshall : Well, it's not for everyone, but it Peter Bretter : No, it's ridiculous.
Here's my favorite scene. I could never happen. Sarah Marshall : It's a metaphor for addiction to technology. Rachel Jansen : For society, how we're reliant on technology. I get it. I'm with you. Aldous Snow : It's a metaphor for a crap movie. Dwayne the Bartender : I don't understand what there is to think about. Rachel Jansen : Because, Dee Dwayne the Bartender : She licked the tip.
That doesn't count. Rachel Jansen : Of course it counts, he Dwayne the Bartender : He what? He refused a blow job from his ex-girlfriend mid blow job. Do you know what that's like for a man? It's called blue balls, Rachel. This guy's like Gandhi, but better; he likes puppets. I love puppets.
I love Fraggle Rock. I love Lamb Chop. Fucks my shit UP. Peter Bretter : Is she coming this way? Rachel Jansen : Yep. Peter Bretter : I wish I wasn't wearing this fucking shirt. Rachel Jansen : Oh, come on, Peter. I can see your vagina from here! Rachel Jansen : I can see your hoohah! Rachel Jansen : Not anymore. Peter Bretter : I really enjoyed spending time with you. Rachel Jansen : Me too. Peter Bretter : Because he's a man like anyone else.
He just wants to be loved. And every time he gets close to a human woman, he ends up smothering and killing her, which is a feeling I am familiar with. Rachel Jansen : Why don't you press your feet up against the rock, and like shoot yourself off.
Peter Bretter : What, like a frog? Rachel Jansen : I don't know Peter, just get off the fucking rock! Peter Bretter : I love Hawaii. Sarah Marshall : Yeah, it's nice, but I think for like a week, tops. Any more than that and I know that I'd go crazy, because I think that Hawaii is a place to escape for people who can't deal with the real world.
Rachel Jansen : Yeah, you know, there's so few personal shoppers and pet therapists. Gosh, it's such a hard life. Rachel Jansen : Shut up! Peter Bretter : Okay. Rachel Jansen : I thought I told you to stay on your island!
Ray : The deal was off April 9th. Rachel Jansen : Well the deal's back on! Ray : You think you're the chief of this island! I'm the chief of this island! Peter Bretter : I know his friend, let me handle it. Rachel Jansen : Fine. Peter Bretter : Hey man you remember me? Helpful Hawaiian Waiter : The cocktail guy. Kemo : Ray what are you doing here? Rachel Jansen : You've got that magic newlywed dust all over you. Sign In. Forgetting Sarah Marshall Showing all 24 items. Jump to: Photos 11 Quotes Rachel Jansen : No, Rachel Jansen from the front desk whats going on up there, we're getting calls about a woman crying hysterically Peter Bretter : Yeah, y'know,I hear it too, it sounds like she's having a tough time, I think its coming from the floor above me Rachel Jansen : You're on the top floor.
Peter Bretter : I told her that when she read the script Aldous Snow : Yeah, you were the voice of reason, mate. Favourite Movies. Indian Must Watch. Share this page:. Clear your history.